Frozen in dry ice since 1993. Here is the "story" of the Cryonics of Grandpa Bredo.

Claiming to be the market leader in contract killings and assassination services.

A collection of original humor, fake news stories, shocking pictures and bizarre website links.

Features, reviews and links, optimized for people with too much time on their hands.

Aliens give reviews of pop culture, rants, opinions, and answers to questions.

Insolitology, the facetious study of oddity and weird sites on the web, from Alex Chiu to Scientology.

A list of different types of human excrement.

Search through Mr. Smarty Pants' vast base of knowledge about accordions, flan, Texas, and washaterias.

Visitors can trade souls online.

A stop motion ranting ant gives his opinions. Requires Flash.